January: Selfie Olympics
February: Flappy Bird
lets see how the rest of the year goes
March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio
April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone
Wonder how July is gonna be
i will keep reblogging this each month
I can’t resist a selfsuck - especially with cum!
Mother fuckin’ Jim Carrey
i have searched
for this gifset
for all eternity
this is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen
oh my fuckign god
HOW DOES IT SYNC UP SO WELL WHAT
I STILL DON’T KNOW WHERE THIS IS FROM BUT I FREAKING LOSE IT EVERY TIME WHAT IS THIS
look what you can buy
There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.
This is it. This is the post has officially ended my life.
Favorite story posts part 1
That last one
My dad says the ‘making love in a canoe’ about american beer
Some cosplay tests before San Japan this Saturday. I butchered this wig myself and I love it… Satsuki was yelling at me to put on pants through the door, I told him to shut up or I’d cut him!
A friend asked me if I had any pointers on drawing dingle dongles and I may or may not have gotten totally carried away and drew out a bunch of stuff, heheh.
Figured Id post it just in case any nsfw artists found it helpful at all~
Also if I have any incorrect info or you have tips feel free to let me know. Always eager to supplement my penis expertise~ haha~
I don’t know exactly why it’s so funny but this makes me laugh until my stomach HURTS